Exclusive: IJC Interviews Oscar Winner Mel Gibson!

Mr. Gibson interviewd at his Malibu home

International Jewish Conspiracy: Hi, thank you for agreeing to meet with us.

Mel Gibson: It's my pleasure. It's always my pleasure to meet with the Jews. I know that incidents last week left a bad impression, but I have always been really grateful for my Jewish fans. I also have Jewish friends, as you probably know. The Jews have played an important role in my life in Hollywood, as you can imagine.
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IJC Unload Danish Flag Surplus "Selling like hotcakes"
Danish flag storage site, A14, in Tehran

In a bold move that has been a spectacular success the world over, the Gross and Wholesale Department have finally managed to increase the sale of Danish flags, reducing an enormous overstock that has been the source of internal conflict.
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Larger Mini Designed to Make Germans Think They're Shrinking
INJEWCON can now announce that it was industrial saboteurs from the International Jewish Conspiracy's Chutzpah Committee who successfully ensured that the new Mini Cooper!" would be substantially larger than the original in every dimension, giving the Germans, who now manufacture the diminutive automobile, the impression that they are shrinking.
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Cheney Botches Abramoff Assassination
Vice-Puppet Goy Richard Cheney is "in deep doo doo" according to an anonymous (the best kind) source at the Star Chamber Accounting Offices. The VPG has over 14 outstanding debts of honor with the Star Council ("he really is a screw-up" said the same source) and had no more deferments left. Cheney opted to whack other IJC members who had strayed from the pack rather than cutting off all the necessary fingers. First up for a long walk in the woods was Jack Abramoff, who maybe saw it coming. the whole story>

Velvet Rope debated for Holland Tunnel
Some members are arguing forcibly for a plan previously thought to be not only "completley unworkable" but also "dangerously stupid".

"But!" argues sitting Star Chamber member PP, "it's actually brilliant! Not only will it slow traffic into this city but it will provide a boost to the housing market, which is in great danger of cooling!"

"We win both ways! It will drive people absolutley crazy plus I... we, will make another killing on an already dead horse. It is our duty as patriots! They will throw roses at our feet!"

Members of the opposition asked PP to stop shouting so much.

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