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Exclusive: International Jewish Conspiracy Interviews Oscar Winner Mel Gibson!
International Jewish Conspiracy: Hi, thank you for agreeing to meet with us.
Mel Gibson: It's my pleasure. It's always my pleasure to meet with the Jews. I know that incidents last week left a bad impression, but I have always been really grateful for my Jewish fans. I also have Jewish friends, as you probably know. The Jews have played an important role in my life in Hollywood, as you can imagine.
IJC: I could?
MG: Yeah. I just mean, there have been a lot of prominent Jewish people in the movie business, in America and around the world, internationally - international Jewish prominence. Jewish producers were central to a lot of Hollywood's "golden age" material - Gone with the Wind, all the MGM classics. I mean, where would Hollywood be without visionaries like Sam Goldwyn?
IJC: Oh, I see.
MG: It's because they're good with money, you know.
IJC: I'm sorry?
MG: That is, they saw that the movie industry was going to become really important, big and vital. They invested at just the right time, and a lot of Jewish producers took a real artistic interest as well, so there was a lot of soul in those old films.
IJC: I think it's true, those movies did have a lot of character. Do you think Hollywood can still live up to that kind of quality film?
MG: Oh, sure. There's some great directors around - including some of your type, there, your, um, people, you know. Spielberg is a friend, of course. I always go to him when I have to borrow money. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. The thing is, that with friends you can joke, and you shouldn't joke with strangers. The other day, the DUI thing… I crossed the line. But with Steve I can joke. I always call him "Stealberg", for example.
IJC: Stealberg?
MG:. Yeah. You haven't heard the story about the tennis shorts I loaned him? Never saw them again. Agassi gave me those shorts, you know! Ha ha ha!
IJC: Oh.
MG: It's a joke, I mean, they're just shorts. And because the Jews are so cheap, I mean, that's what makes it funny.
IJC: What?
MG: Well, no. I mean, people think the Jews are cheap, they make that sort of statement, totally false statement, all the time. "I wouldn't want to Jew you" - I hear people say that all the time, most of my friends say that, in fact, although obviously not my many, many Jewish friends. I mean, I even say it sometimes.
IJC: You do?
MG: Yeah, but when I say something like that, it’s a joke, not serious at all. I mean, you've got to lighten up. You could relax a little, yourself, sweet-cheeks. Hey, I'm joking!
IJC: Right. Anyway, you were planning a mini-series about the Holocaust.
MG: What your type call the Show Off.
IJC: Shoah.
MG: Isn't that what I said?
IJC: So, what was your vision, exactly, for the series?
MG: Well, I just wanted to show that a lot of people, Jewish people, Catholics like myself, Gypsies, faggots, commies, retards… a lot of people were targeted by this very bad guy. A lot of people suffered, and I love to show people suffering. I mean suffering is terrible, but it makes great film, and under Hitler and Churchill, millions of people suffered.
IJC: What do you mean, Hitler and Churchill?
MG: Oops. I mean, um, that those were the major forces in the European war, the leaders of the two major powers after France fell and before the US and the USSR became involved. Anyway, a lot of those people who suffered, some were Jews.
IJC: Four to six million Jews.
MG: Well, I gather that's questionable. I mean, lots died of diphtheria or something. I mean, it's not the numbers that matter, it's the inhumanity of man to man. And man to Jews. The show wasn’t about whose fault World War II was, so you shouldn’t worry about that.
IJC: Um… Ok. Since your mini-series on the Shoah has been cancelled, I guess what a lot of your Jewish fans are wondering now is, if I can ask the difficult question, would you say that you are anti-Semitic? I mean, are the films and statements you've made proof of anti-Semitism?
MG: Anti-Semitic? Absolutely not. I know people have said it, but it's a lie, a huge lie. It hurts me that people believe such things.
IJC: So it's not true that you harbor resentment against Jews?
MG: That's the biggest lie since the Holocaust, sugar buns. There is nothing anti-Semitic about me…except, you know, maybe my father.
IJC: The Holocaust is a lie? Is that another joke?
MG: Only if my publicist says it is. Adolph?
Publicist: Yes, hold on. Hi. The legal department are telling me it is, was definitely a joke.
MG: There, you see? Talking about the legal department, there's a lot of Jews down there. I mean, you want some hard-core screwing done, they've got the noses to do it, know what I’m saying? Just look at that ass-banger, Roy Cohn. I mean, there's a heeb you'd want to have on your side, you know - when he wasn't riding the fudge highway with the other girls.
IJC: Are you out of your mind?
MG: I probably shouldn’t have had so much to drink before the interview, huh?
Publicist: Um… so there’s our limo. Mel, let’s go.
MG: Ooooo, can I drive?
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