Jenna "Nigeria" Letter Causes Panic, Email sets of rumors of split

Many fear that the letter from Ms. Bush, a top government insider, means that IJC will soon be issuing a Do Not Protect (DNP) order, a document essentially divorcing the Puppet administration from the Conspiracy. Unlike a more censorious Crush Like a Bug order, a DNP would not call for the active destruction of the current government, nor the sacrifice of every first-born American male child, but it would leave the current administration to face a recent series of indictments and other challenges without IJC support.

Rumor was especially rife as Ms. Bush used her International Jewish Conspiracy email address. Spokesrabbis for the Elders of Zion refused to speculate on decisions still under discussion by the Star Chamber. However, some concern was expressed over Ms. Bush's inability to perform simple mathmatics.

The letter in full:
We have never met (or at least, not when I was sober enough to remember) I am Jenna Bush 23 years old. I am Daughter of George W Bush, Current Dictator of America, known to his friends as Darth. I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me, God Almighty will totally bless and reward you abundantly and you would never, ever regret this.

My father was totally a contractor with a big Oil company, from the year 2003 he has been making money from the invasion of a Foreign Country.

Now I am afraid that my Father Darth Bush may have lost his mind, as he wants to appoint his favorite Horse to be Director of the National Security Council. I am afraid that when all his colleagues go to jail for Corruption and leaking names and stuff that we may lose like everything. Already it is a tug of war between my mother and the cabinet members of my father, who was after his wealth and properties (and probably yours, too).

Since Junior Year of college studies that I attended in my Country, I have been saving (almost nearly) one half of all my beer money and deposit this sum of USD Seventeen Million Dollars American (28,000,000.00) with the STANDARD TRUST BANK OF IRAQ PLC (STB). Now I am seeking someone totally cool who can help me act as agent for That was been deposited. As the lawyer of my father who holds the vital documents that covers this said fund, have agreed to put the said person in the position as the next beneficiary to this deposited money.

As I have discussed with my mother where she is in a hide out at the Betty Ford, and she agreed with me to sign an agreement and to give the said person who will endeavor time and effort in transferring of this 34 Million Dollars in to a foreign account 30% of this said money. We will also entrust our own share of 80% in to his care, to invest this in any profitable area in his assistance, although preferably not in Go Curly shampoo, which DOES NOT WORK.

Please kindly reach me through my private email address so that I will link you to my father attorney. Please bear this In mind that this transaction is 100% risk free and please keep it totally confidential due to the amount involved. I hope to hear from you soonest please and will like you to send to me your full name and house address and country telephone/fax number for easy communication in this transaction, also your credit card number and expiration date and the little 3-digit thingy from the other side, as well as your barney's card number if you have one as my boyfriend needs underwear.

Thank you so much as I look forward to receive your faithful reply.

My Private mail is been stated below.

God bless you, and God bless Beer.

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