Bush, And Chaos, To Be Given Second Chance
"It's been a while since we had a civil war" says Viceroy Schwartzman "Besides , it would be good cover for our blood-line dilution program"

At 1a.m. November 3rd Helen Schwartzman, Viceroy for Goy Affairs North America, told her Ohio office to "ever so slightly" tip it's votes in favor of President Bush. "I wasn't in the mood to drag it out again" said the Viceroy "I figure the masses are sufficiently distracted as it is and I have a life you know."

The Viceroy's office chose the goy puppet last week amid much internal squabbling. The official announcement stated that "President Bush has successfully kept the goy nation distracted from the true operations of power, as laid out in his job description. The United States have never been more confused, divided, and in-a-tizzy."

The Viceroy’s office has weathered a great deal of criticism over its continued support for the Goyopres amid claims that the “3 Cs,” the ancient Viceregal Doctrine of Chaos, Confusion and Christ, may be outdated.

Fiona Schimona (Grand Muckaluck for Order and The Keeper of Lists and Grudges) is a leading critic of the Viceroy’s office. Muckaluck Schimona caustically refers to the Doctrine as the “3Ws” plan, “White bread, Whackos and War.”

“I appreciate as much as any one else the need to keep American goyim distracted,” said Mrs. Schimona at a last minute meeting Thursday, “but they were perfectly distracted by video games, pornography and delivery pizza before. Now they are traveling the world blowing things up. Not only is this noisy, but there is a very real danger in mixing them with other cultures. They might realize they have been living in a bubble, and you really won’t want to be around when it pops, baby.”

Viceroy Schwartzman dismissed the complaints as unrealistic. She also countered rumors that the reason President Bush is to be retained despite many excesses was because of her several real estate ventures in Florida.

President Bush’s reconfirmation will take place in the ceremony hall has usual. The sacrifice will be at 8 o’clock, followed by the Partaking of America ceremony (red coffee and red doughnuts will be served for those who are squeamish about the entrails). Afterwards he will be re-invested with the Golden Knife and Bowl and Viceroy Schwartzman’s new direct number.
Members wishing to attend should call their local office and ask for “Dr. Kropotnick’s secretary.” This will connect you with the Community Affairs Office.

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