Rev. Moon Crowned “Prince of Peace” by US Congress
IJC Department of Goy Dis-creditation claims major “double pronged” victory

Deep-cover agent Sun Myung Moon (Member of the Golden Order of Confusion, Knight of the Never-ending Story Second Class, Master of the Cane and Mirror) recently pulled off one of the greatest coups in the history of the Bureau of Goy Confusion and Salmon Trade Statistics (BOGASTS) when he had himself crowned King of Peace by members of the US Congress in a night-time ceremony patterned after the “Crowning of Herod” party game so popular with toddlers (including this author’s own 3 year-old! Hi bubby!).

The real Prince of Peace was apparently tickled to give his permission for his title to be used by the former convict.

“Ha ha ha ha!” said M. Epstein, Senior Undersecretary for the Confusion of Christians, in an official memorandum sent to all Members of the Second Circle. “This is a classic. For this I could win the Confus-a-Goy Merit Badge, maybe the Order of the Deposit Slip. Agent Moon really put a nail in the Christians, so to speak, even claiming to have Hitler, Stalin, Marx and Lenin standing beside him while he made announcements about reconciling all religions. Can you believe they applauded? You've gotta love goyim.”

It is by tactics such as this ceremony and his disinformation organ, the Washington Times “news” paper, that Agent Moon has so successfully reduced overall Goy-Population Thinking Quotient (full GPopTQ statistics available at the Lenny Bruce Memorial Library) by as much as an additional 4%.

“So far they have swallowed pretty much everything else, so there is no reason to think that crowning a billionaire felon and arms dealer ‘King of Peace’ won’t go down big.”

A Glimpse at Agent Moon’s Excellent Adventures:
1992. At a gathering of 1,000 world leaders at the World Culture and Sports Festival, Reverend Moon declared that he and his wife are the Messiah and True Parents of all humanity.

1996. "Reverend" Moon marries 3.6 million couples to people they haven’t met and won’t like. An incredible use of internet technology to make Christians look stupid.

2001. Special Agent Moon urges gentiles to hurt their own genitalia with pliers. No statistics are available to measure the success of this ruse, but the pure chutzpah earns him accolades across the Conspiracy.

Learn More About Special Agent Moon
IJC operatives have spread the story world-wide: click here to learn more.

Conspiracy hunter John Gorenfeld continues to unwittingly aid Special Agent Moon at with article, links, and more. Click here to read this festschrift to one of the greatest all-time artist of mis-information.

Some all-time confusion coups include:
1. The Trinity: God is his own father, his own son, plus he’s a ghost but really none of the above. A story so palpably contrived, it successfully led some of the most potentially brilliant goyish minds to despair.

2. The Eucharist: A cracker is really flesh; wine is really blood. Who could eat a hunk of flesh that is really a cracker? Maybe if the cracker were char-broiled.

3. The Christ is an Italian hippie, despite being born in Bethlehem, a city formerly in Judea and recently relocated to Pennsylvania for tax reasons.

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