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GOP Conference Space Suffers Graffiti
Attack
Giant Terrorist Hand Sought, Writing Banned
An International Jewish Conspiracy Behind-the-Scenes
Exclusive
George W. Bush, the goy President of the United States, held a great
feast for a thousand of his most important political allies, and drank
wine in front of the thousand. Mr. Bush, when he tasted the wine,
commanded that vessels of gold and of silver, which George Herbert
Walker Bush had skimmed off social security, be brought, that Mr.
Bush and his Republican allies might drink from them. They drank wine,
and praised the gods of gold and silver, bronze, iron, wood, and crude
oil.
According to eyewitnesses, immediately the fingers of a man's hand
appeared and wrote on the plaster of the wall of the President’s
hotel suite, opposite the bedside table; and the President saw the
hand as it wrote. Then the President's color changed, and his thoughts
alarmed him; his limbs gave way, and his knees knocked together.
Police are not willing to comment on the incident, but staff of
several Federal agencies were quick to blame the Al-Quida terrorist
organization. A spokesman for Health and Human Services said, “The
writing on the President’s wall is certainly the work of Islamic
fundamentalist, as is affordable medication, universal healthcare,
and the anti-smoking movement.”
A spokesman for the Environmental Protection Agency agreed. “This
just goes to show how dangerous these people are: they write on
walls and plant trees. Now I can’t take care of the writing,
but I promise you that terrorist trees will soon be a thing of the
past, and we can look forward to a smoother, safer America!”
US Secretary of Education Rod Paige said that his deparment would
immediately look into having writing stricken from the US public
school curriculum, calling it a "dangerous practice."
"The President was shaken to learn that this 'essential' component
of the so-called three Rs doesn't even start with an R. The President
is disgusted by the way in which Liberals misled the American public
about such a basic fact."
Mr. Bush himself went on the record only to say, "If it ain't
begin with an R, it ain't the one remaining three Rs."
This IJC exclusive was not reported in the popular media thanks
to Medi-A Manipulation®, an InJewService.
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A snapshot of the terrorist hand vandalizing the Presidential
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