Bush
Makes Crusade Case to IJC Election Council
Hopes "Christ Killer Types" Will Stand Behind Him
An International Jewish Conspiracy Behind-the-Scenes Exclusive
Goyopresident George Bush met earlier this week with senior IJC members
to address concerns that his plans for a “Big-ass Crusade”
would spill over into an anti-Semitic progrom “like it always
does.” The meeting at the 92nd Street Y was held under the tightest
security in the room labelled “Intermediate Jewellery Making
- Mrs. Markowitz” and members were allowed entrance only after
a series of complex passwords and security checks had been passed.
The tight security was deemed necessary because some (names withheld)
members had threatened to smack Goyopresident Bush, stating, “We
are just so sick of his shit.”
The meeting however continued without incident and members listened
to the Goyopres make his case for being allowed to stage an all-out
crusade and his assurances that the traditional anti-semitic murders
could be confined to members who had been giving InJewCon problems
(GP Bush mentioned member Ira Finkle who keeps “replying to
all” in response to IJC news bulletins). “After all,
no one will believe it’s a real crusade if a couple of Kike-o
Jew-boy. . .Hebrews, I mean, if some of you people aren’t
chased through the street."
Members were presented with Secret Document #31259-234-2-GP45 which
detailed plans for the crusade and its benefits along with a special
pamphlet entitled “Don’t Worry You Jews.” The
GP and his advisor Karl Rove then surprised the attending members
by modelling the proposed crusader uniforms that had been designed
and, somewhat surprisingly, sewn by Attorney General Ashcroft. Said
Mr. Rove, “John doesn't get out a lot at night.”
This IJC exclusive was not reported in the popular media thanks
to Medi-A Manipulation®, an InJewService.
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