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"I'm Not a Waiter - I'm
Secretary of State"
Candidate James Hart Requests Clarification
GOP candidate James
Hart has requested that black party members be made to wear special
“I’m Not A Waiter” T-shirts while attending the
Convention in New York. He told organizers he was tired of his fellow
Republicans “getting all uppity” when asked to serve him
liquor or hand him towels in the men’s room. The request comes
after a recent altercation witha delegate from Chicago. “I just
said, ‘Boy, ain’t you gonna hand me that there towel,
or do I has to teach you some manners?’ Wasn’t like I
weren’t polite. But now he’s all pansy-ass sensitive about
it.”
Organizers say the T-shirt would not really send the right message,
but Mr. Hart disagrees. “I think it would do the trick. Although
frankly some of them look more like bellboys to me, so I might still
get confused when I am wondering who’s going to help me carry
my bags.”
Asked to comment, Secretary of State Colin Powell admitted that
after turning his back on Affirmative Action in order to join the
most corrupt government since America gained its independence, the
T-shirt didn’t seem like such a big deal.
Articles about Mr. Hart's racist agenda have recently been removed
from the ABC news website, prompting speculation about a conspiracy
to control the media!
Do you have a story about the Republican National Convention? Send
it to submissions@internationaljewishconspiracy.com.
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