So Ask Uncle Zog Already
INJEWCON's Own Uncle Zog Answers Your Questions About Life, Love, and the Global Cabal - Whatever You Want, Zog's Your Uncle!

Q. Besides monitoring my mail, e-mail and phone calls, and planting thoughts in my head, what other activities do you guys engage in?
-- Derek W., Aryan Nations, Idaho.

A. Oh Derek, you know that I know that you know the answer to that question as well as I do. Silly skinhead.

Q. Is "the Man" a part of the "IJC" (or "The ZOG" as you might say!) or is it a totally separate governing and suppressive entity entirely?
-- Rochester Washington, Virginia Beach, VA

A. "The Man" was originally an experiment cooked up by my good friend Ezra in Development one night while watching It's A Wonderful Life. In the late 1960s, as public suspicion and conspiracy theories started to circle closer to the Truth about the International Jewish Conspiracy's involvement in financial and world affairs, Ezra thought it would be a great idea if we could shift the focus of the blame to a nameless, faceless, WASPy, white guy... and it worked. With the help of the Civil Rights Movement (a pet project of my own) and the Blaxploitation Initiative, we moved the idea to a whole new level. It was a rousing success. Then we got greedy (often our fatal flaw). We thought "This is so big, why aren't we making money off of it?" So "Chico and the Man" premiered in the mid-seventies on ABC and was a huge hit. However, in the third season, that wily Freddie Prinze started getting all the laughs... making the Man look silly. This we did not need. You can't fear someone you're laughing at, plus there's nothing that crumbles our Matzoh faster than someone stealing our laughs. So we had to take out Freddie, and scrap the whole project.

Q. What are doing for the Holidays?
-- Anne Atherton, Darien, CT

A. Anne, so nice of you to ask. The Holidays are a busy time for us. Jacking up prices, causing traffic and making Egg Nog take up more time than you'd think. However, this year I may take it easy. After deciding what this year's 'hot toy' will be, I'll probably just relax at home with a nice fire, my sister's kuggel, and a long game of Dreidl with Moisie, with which we'll decide which planes to delay.

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