US Administration Admits Pronunciation Blunder
Spelling Effects Policy Change, Affects History

Sept. 22, 2003 — US Administrators in Iraq have admitted that they misunderstood a Department of State memo calling for "a more polished Administration."

The mis-reading has led to the establishment of a new "Polish Quarter" in the Iraqi capital, and enlarged powers for the Polish presence there, which accounts for the majority of the Eastern European nation's armed forces and several of their best kielbasa chefs.

“Our orders are printed all caps. We felt certain they meant the nationality, not the level of poise and preparedness,” said one US officer. “But once you just offer someone a piece of Baghdad, well, it’s hard to ask for it back without looking stupid.”

Donald Rumsfeld offering Saddam Hussein Baghdad in the late '80s. Mr. Rumsfeld later looked stupid asking for it back

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