Luxembourg Flirts with Dark Side

Aug. 14, 2002— The Luxembourg Jewish Conspiracy (LUXJEWCON) has asked the International Jewish Conspiracy to consider a proposal for making the small Western European country a member of the Axis of Evil. Speaking for LUXJEWCON, spokesman Jean-Pierre "Woody" Spelman said, "We are concerned about the nation's low profile." The proposal is under consideration by the Malevolence Committee and will be reviewed by the Elders of Zion late next month.

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