This Month in History:
The Epistle to Morty
 
From the Complotus Judae Romana, found in a sealed jar near the Dead Sea in 1976 by a tribe of nomadic restauranteurs.

Now on a certain day the Jews met to discuss matters relating to the Gentiles.
2. And they wished to confound them.
3. Yet they wished not to forsake the leaden water systems the Gentiles called plomb, for to sit on them was a comfort.
4. And it happened, as they were perplexed about this, that behold, a feast was served which was mainly the remains of last night’s feast reheated, and they partook of chicken’s livers, and smoked fish, and fish that was not smoked but gefilted, and shmaltzed, and cold meat which they made into sandwiches, but lo, they did grumble about the flatness of their bread, and did say, “One day we must leaven our bread, and add caraway seeds.”
5. Then one amongst them spoke, saying “These Gentiles will believe in many Gods, so why do we not give them another, who will Sermon them about Meekness, and Mercy, and Peacemaking, and Purity of Heart, for it might stop their constant disemboweling of others, which is disgusting, frankly, and hard on the furniture though it be of stone, and perhaps make them at least bearable to have around.”
6. And thinking upon this, another said, “I have a concession to sell Lions to the Coliseum of Rome, and it is lagging, but in this plan I prophesy a way that business might pick up a little.”
7. And behold, his neighbor said, “Can we shroud this up? I have to go begat in an hour.”

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Affirmative Action May Go
Long-term plan to dilute Gentile bourgeoisie in peril.
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