Alabama Chief Justice Suspended
File sharing infringes INJEWCON copyright

Roy Moore, an Alabama chief justice, has been suspended with pay for disobeying a federal court order to remove a monument of the Ten Commandments from the state judicial building.

“INJEWCON owns the Commandments, the Sermon on the Mount, and practically every other section of the Bible,” says Shlomo Weizman, intellectual property specialist and in-house counsel for the International Jewish Conspiracy. “Everyone, especially a justice, knows you need prior permission from the copyright holder or his representative. Limited quotation for the purposes of review or critique is acceptable, and we would probably have let him get away with any individual Commandment, but all ten is a clear infringement. We believe Ray Moore downloaded the sacred text using Limewire or similar file-sharing software, and we will bring that to the Court’s attention.”

INJEWCON does not own Colossians 2, Galatians 1-5, or a single Philippan, and is only part-owner of the Epistles to Timothy. “Hallmark really tried to corner the Epistles market a few years ago,” says Joel Cubman, of Corporate. “In mitn derinnen, no one wants them.” Mr. Cubman says that if Justice Moore had chosen, he could also have purchased long-term rights to Acts for a nominal fee. “A very nice price I’d have made him. Frankly, we’ve been trying to sublet the whole New Testament for ages, even at nominal price, but in this economy, feh!”

The International Jewish Conspiracy's legal team prepares to defend intellectual property rights

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