This
Month in History:
Awake to a Nation of Sleepy Gentiles!
From the Global Hebrew Scheme’s
Quarterly Announcements Pamphlet and Coupon Club Flyer, 1910
At long last our own INJEWCON Corps of Engineers presented to the
attendant Membership the complete and most impressive product of
their PATENTED "SNOOZE" alarum clock which surely will
tire and tardy the Gentile Nation at its Labours as well as its
Entertainments. No creation has yet been both so noisesome and disruptive
while seeming, by indulging the user's persistent desire for slumber,
to do its Master's bidding - when verily, it does only our own!
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T&A
Campaign "Still a Success"
The policy of using naked females to distract viewers’ attention
from INJEWCON’s growing media stranglehold has been deemed a
success worthy of extension. Committee members celebrated with a screening
of Porky’s.
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New
Big Mini Toys With Germans
INJEWCON claims responsibility.
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