Affirmative Action May Go
Long-term plan to dilute Gentile bourgeoisie in peril

A long-term INJEWCON plot to dilute the Gentile bourgeoisie with people of other races and religions may soon be brought to an end. The program was designed to wreak havoc with the American middle-class by introducing dangerous and disruptive elements into their midst through a process of assimilation. Some within the Conspiracy maintain, however, that Affirmative Action was on its way out in any case, having failed to achieve its mission.

“It wasn’t working as we expected,” laments Arnie Grunebaum. “We thought new elements would shake it up once they were on the inside, but instead they just became law-abiding citizens. People do much more damage when they’re poor, plus we can offer a range of other programs, such as narcotics redistribution, Bolshevism, and our recycled housing initiative, which stops so much American cardboard from going needlessly to waste.”

He made his point on a tour of a middle-class neighborhood. “There’s all kinds of people who live in this area, even Frenchmen, but where’s the mayhem? They don’t even kvetch.” He concludes, “The underprivileged have let us down.”

Eli Shneersohn, however, regrets the passing of an INJEWCON institution. “I feel sure that eventually they would have intermarried. Even if educated minorities continued to live in harmony with the Gentiles, they would at least have weakened the Arian blood-line while providing adorable grandchildren to parents who frankly, after all they’ve done, should have to beg for the blessing of some little ones?” When questioned, he admitted that Committee members may have overlooked questions of constitutionality under American law, but added, “In those days, what did we care? There were great goys on the bench.”
  He also recognized that recent tactical errors had further corroded the plot’s viability. “If we had taken other measures with those kids at UM, we might still be involved in the dangerous and subversive activity of educating underrepresented American minorities. Bush only cares about sexual and racial equality when it’s his own sex and race that are in question, and we knew that.” INJEWCON had previously considered sending the three to Yale, where admissions can allegedly been circumvented by the liberal application of what Shneersohn called “big moolah.”

“We got stingy,” he says, “And you can’t do that with education.”